It is illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. I’d like to know what the moose was doing there in the first place.
You are breaking a law if you tie your pet dog to the roof of your car.
You cannot live in your trailer as it is being hauled across the city.
You can’t slip an alcoholic beverage to the moose in your yard. Apparently, he does not handle his liquor well.
Though it is legal to shoot a bear with a gun (in season and with the proper permit, of course!) waking a sleeping bear to shoot a photograph is prohibited.
Owners of flamingos are not permitted to take the bird into the barber shop. If the bird really wants a haircut and shave, you will have to fulfill its wishes yourself.